Dean Men Don't Itch
March 7-10 at 8 pm and March 11 at 2 pm
Oakville Centre, Willson Auditorium
Presented by The Oakville Players
By John Arco
Private Eye Jake Chapel is hired by the seductive Grace to find her missing ravenous twin sister Angel who was last know to be "torching" in the nightclub of the infamous and dangerous Fankie D. Time is of the essence as his late partner's widow daunts him, the crooked cops taunt him and long lost love haunts him to find not only the girl but a stolen precious jade. Will an alcoholic sax player be able to help him? Will he learn who the killer in the alley way was? Will he know why a murder? Will Jake's case be solved?